Solo Flights Not Necessary

I've decided that you don't have to be the only fly to have a fly-venture. Typically, during a fly-venture, there's only one fly. But, there are times when the fly is not alone. However, if there is more than two or three flies present, then it's no longer considered a fly-venture.

Last night my travels landed me at a table with all guys. So, not only was I a fly, I was a female fly. Talk about your double whammy! Another fly did whisk in, but didn't hover very long. So, there I was talking about the game, wedding plans and fly fishing (okay, okay, maybe not fly fishing) and having a good time.

They were a fun group and could care less that I was a female fly!

Beat It

Did you know that all fly's have rhythm?

Yeah! I believe we are born with it (hahahaha).

Listen up people...that's a bunch of crap! You hear me, CRAP!

I can't tell you how many times I've seen fly's attempt to rhythmically flap their wings and wiggle their butt. Note the emphasis on the word "attempt". They flitter about to the beat of their own drum (it must be their own drums, because it's quite obvious that no one else hear's the beat). It's very entertaining and funny as hell. But to compliment them on their rhythmic ability (or lack thereof) is just plain mean.

Grab the swatters and stop the madness!